My name is Xach Blunt Yes, that is my real name

No, I am not a stoner

However, I do like weed In moderation It helps take the edge off

I prefer Blunts over bowls Bowls over bongs Joints over all I’m not picky about my paper I don’t fuck with synthetic

Indica is okay Sativa is more my strain But hey, If all we got is Reggie That’s cool too

Let’s blaze the fuck up!

I can get you high Like I can get you real high

Like I can get you so high You wouldn’t be able to finish a sentence?

Okay maybe that’s a little bit too high

Maybe I am just a little bit of a stoner But Isn’t this my birthright?

Isn’t this my name sake?

To be stoner

To be blunt

I never beat around the bush

I set the branches ablaze